I’m really excited to be back in NYC again tomorrow because as everyone knows, I never get sick of it there! I have a fun retro shoot in corsets and girdles and stockings on Thursday with Johnny Lala that’s going to be a lot of fun and I am trying to organize a shoot on Friday with my slave Tommy and have Leda take photos of me dominating him in my new latex. I got a really sexy blue latex military type catsuit from Australia with white details on the collar and epaulets and a white belt. It looks so hot! I also got a sexy red minidress from Westward Bound in the UK that has a high mock neck that laces down to past my cleavage and is trimmed in black.

Tomorrow I have lot of bookings and after that I am going to get some tattoo work done on my arm. I am very excited to be under the needle again after so many years and have my arm finished off. I am having Byron Velasquez do my work and he’s excellent! Some of you may be sad to know one of the things he is doing is a cover-up job on my zombie tattoo. Yes….it is going bye-bye. I have never been happy with it and frankly if one more person comes up to me asking if it’s Michael Jackson I am going to scream. So away it goes to be covered by some great Latina roses. The Mars Attacks/pinup girl one will also finally be shaded and filled in. I think he is going to do a great job. He free hands everything on the skin and goes from there.

A special welcome to all my new fans from the LNG long nail lover site. I think you’ll all agree that no one has more long nail material than me, since I wear them long as a lifestyle and not just for a shoot! I hope you all remain faithful to your long nailed goddess. I have so much here for you to worship my talons.

On a side note, I am having a latex vac bed made for my dungeon right now and am looking for the right latex sleep sack as well and more rubber hoods and gear. I get so many requests from rubberists for this equipment and it’s so much fun, so I am now going to invest in more rubber. Never fear, leatherists..i will always continue to use and acquire leather gear too!

I have a private latex couturier now making me my vac bed and some new upcoming outfits to blow your socks off. Shhhhh I won’t share! Expect some awesome new rubber wear from me in the next few months.

As the summer comes to a close, I will be sad to close my pool but I am going to get an outdoor heater, like the ones they have at bars so I can enjoy my deck through the chilly autumns. I have been spending so much time outdoors lately. Bike riding, swimming, taking walks. Come winter I will have to get back into my Kenny coccoon puffer coats and snow boots if I want to brave the outdoors! SEXY.

I am back in NYC August 27th- Sept. 3rd taking sessions at Arena Studios. Please email me asap if you would like to schedule. I am unavailable on Saturday and Sunday since I have plans for Labor Day weekend.

I hope you are enjoying my latest updates! I just bought some new latex items that I will be shooting in in NY for upcoming updates. Should be fun!

I woke up early this morning to prepare for my first session and also to check email and skim the pool. I was out there for about an hr. when I realized the pool vac wasn’t working so I called Steve who came by while i was in session apparently since it works fine now. That thing is so tempermental. I didn’t have time to swim in it before I had to go shower and get ready but my session was fun. My client woke me up at 6 am yesterday with a text message asking to book today which is a no-no (NEVER WAKE ME UP BEFORE 10AM) so I was very pissed off when he walked through the door. I think he got the message.

I went back online after my session and picked out a company to rent a dumpster from since I am having some major landscaping done this weekend, now that my pool headache is taken care of and it will be a mess without a skip. It’s going to look so much better once it’s all preened and pruned and trimmed up and the unwanted bushes are ripped out of the ground.

Eventually I want to have the lawn paved over with stones around the pool since having grass so close only adds more mess and bugs to it that I have to skim out. It will be a lot easier to walk on and it will look cleaner and more elegant. More resort-like. The deck needs to be redone as well. I’m not happy with it and I know there is a better design option down there. But that is another project.

I want to have the house painted as well in some gloomy haunted color and have the shutters taken off. I may have the ugly painted brick covered in stone. I haven’t decided but that would certainly look nicer.

My second session was 2 hrs. and it was a hoot. Having so much privacy here I can now have clients arrive in full fem clothing, which he did albeit dowdy as all hell. I made him strip down and put on something far sluttier so he could dance around the stripper pole for me after his makeover. Then after he proved what a slut he was I took him over to the sling. Funny stuff.

After my session I went for a long swim and then I worked out with weights and decided to cook myself a filet which was really good. I got inspired so I started on a pot of chicken stock which is still boiling right now so I can use it for some chicken veg soup. I had so many herbs in the Aeogarden so I made a bouquet garni for the stock from them and it smells sooooooo good in here right now.

Tomorrow I am making a steak and herb salad with the leftover filet from tonight and for dinner I am marinating tuna steaks in sesame ginger dressing so I can sear them off after I cover them with crushed sunflower seeds. I am going to serve them with a cauliflower wasabe mash and for dessert a berry cobbler. I’m making myself hungry. I will stop.

All that and she cooks too. LOL. I have a lot of energy to burn. I think i will do some pilates before I go to bed. Read more »

I knew when I bought this house it was going to need a lot of upkeep and maintenance since it is on 1.6 acres of land and is 3 times the size of the house I grew up in. I figured no problem, I have slaves and they will do everything to help. This has been the case until this week. My Bumbleebee has gone AWOL and hasn’t checked his mail or messages since Saturday night and Miss Velma hasn’t been very attentive since her car is still dead! Hopefully BB isn’t dead or in jail again.

You never know how much you need slaves until they’re not around. I do so hate to pick up after myself now that I’ve gotten so used to having “the help” do it for me. LOL. I went through and switched out a bunch of my light bulbs today to the energy saving swirly kind. I have a lot of lights..I need to buy more.

I still have to clean up my dungeon mess from Sunday since I have a 4 hr session tomorrow and since neither of the Wonder Twins have managed to get my pool chemistry right I finally just said fuck it and called Steve the punk rock pool guy and told him to sign me on for weekly pool maintenance so I never have to think about it again.

In his words I will,  “no longer have to worry about it, just swim you’re pretty ass off in it.”

Sounds fucking great to me. I do enjoy skimming it though, just for the exercise and thinking time. Tomorrow Steve is sending out his 19 year old pool lad to vacuum the pool and get it sparkling for me. Steve made me promise not to dress how I was dressed for his pool lad or I might give him a heart attack. Ah, flirty pool boys. 19 is far too young though….LOL. At least for me.

So Darin, if you’re reading this and your princessy ass can handle 77-80 degree water, you can finally swim in it tomorrow.

My landscaping needs serious attention so tomorrow that will be tended to since it’s getting out of control with all the rain lately. I really just need a landscaping slave so if you’re a pro landscaper that is fully-equipped and want to barter your services for mine, message me.

I’ve got sessions everyday this week which is a good thing. Got to stay busy. I haven’t shot for a while so it may be a good idea to schedule a shoot soon, it’s just been a crazy month.

Florida was very hot, humid, and sticky. It even rained which was ok since I do like the rain when it’s warm like that but I almost got soaked in it so the waiter made us go inside and shut down the outdoor patio. My shoots went well, the sessions went well and a lot of fun and beer was thrown into the mix as well. I got to eat grouper and got to see the Dali museum too. I got completely devoured by mosquitoes so the next time i go I plan to get bug repellant.

Florida must like me because I have been asked go back yet again July 8th to shoot more stuff for Leg World with Steven Andres. The leg magazines love me. Steven said on Sunday that the editor had seen me in The Governess, one of the corporal videos I did with Bart for Syren and had a special idea for me to do a spread as a governess for our next shoot and it sounds totally up my alley so I’m headed back up there to shoot that and some other video stuff for Paige Richards. Maybe I’ll get another cover. I did the last time he shot me in 2004. I really like working with the both of them and I’m glad to be able to so easily now. I don’t know why I waited so long to just go for it. It’s a pretty quick trip there, if only I didn’t have to connect in Atlanta.

I made some new friends there too. Slave DarkObedience introduced me to his friend Carrie who is close to my age and into a lot of things I like such as travel and adventure, and even though we didn’t get to shoot as i had hoped I got to meet Jed. I had a feeling there wouldn’t be enough time. People are almost as friendly there as they are in Atlanta and I still can’t believe that one bar had $2.50 Stella Artois! My hotel was in a good spot, close to just about everything so it was easy to get around.

Tomorrow I have 3 sessions so it’s going to be a busy day for me. No rest for the wicked I guess.

In about an hour I am going to go get a much needed massage, and then I will pack for my trip. If you want to session with me there, there is still time to schedule a booking if you email asap though I will say that Sunday June 22 is completely booked now. It’s a short trip.

It’s so hot here today. I bet it will be a thousand times hotter and more humid in Florida. I decided to stay walking distance from the Dali Museum so I could make time to see it before one of my shoots. I have always wanted to go there and I’m very excited.

Other than that, nothing too exciting going on right now. I have a lot of sessions booked when I return so I will be busy and that’s a good thing.

I had such a super busy trip, it was insane. I got there pretty early on Friday 5/30 at 8am or so and headed to Robert’s from La Guardia. I got in and tried to have a nap, but didn’t get much of one so I tinkered around online for a while, went to Patricia Fields where I bought a killer hat with a dead raven on it and before I knew it it was time to meet Cari. I waited for her the Double Down but she was of course, as always..late so we had time for a couple drinks but no time to eat. We had to rush off and meet Igor at some bar Cindy Crawford’s husband owns near Central park so we could go to the show. The waitresses there were snobby cunts as is to be expected in that part of town so we didn’t stay. We just waited for him walk in and then we were off through the park. I have been in NYC a million times and even lived there, so the fact that I had never been to Central Park was funny to them. We took some amusing pics there for kicks and then went right in to the show. I was starving so I got a hot dog but I already had a beer in each hand (why wait in line twice?) so I had no choice but to put the hot dog in the only available space. My cleavage. Very classy and yes…we got photos. I only kept it there long enough to carry it over to the condiment stand and in seconds that thing was devoured.

The show was awesome and Igor, studly mc stud that he is somehow made it into the VIP section and was chatting up some waif. It was pretty funny. I don;t know how he does it.

After the show we went downtown back to the Double Down and had a few drinks and Igor walked down to Two Boots and got me two slices of the bayou beast which felt really nice after having no breakfast, lunch and not much of a dinner. About 1am though I was already tired having no sleep the night before so I went to bed.

The next day I met Robert for brunch at Yuca Bar and we ate outside because it was so nice. I had a couple of Bloody Marys because they make them hot and spicy there and the crabcakes benedict. Then I was off to Union Sq. to do a little shopping but it was just too crowded. I barely had time to make it back and change and hop on the subway to make it to the concert. I spaced off so I got off at 57th street and had to walk all the way up to 69th, but i still made it in plenty of time to grab a beer and get really close to the stage. I picked up on the fact that this girl by me was alone so I ended up hanging out with her through the DD show, and then kidnapped her and took her downtown to Ottos. She was in town from oakland just for the show and didn’t know much about NYC so I had to show her. We met up with my gorgeous friend Cheryl there and I saw old friends like Pete, Stephanie, Jodi…it was a fun time..but we wanted more. Cheryl had left her car at the Rodeo Bar so we went up there and I saw my old pal Chops who was as flattering to me as ever. His band was playing so we stayed for a few songs then we went to go meet the wonderful Mei Mei at the Double Down. We stayed there til closing and then went up to Robert’s for a few drinks. Myself and a group of hot women. LOL. Always the chick magnet.

I finally crawled into bed at 7am or so and I had a brutal hangover the next day. I slept in kind of late and Robert took me to Craft for dinner. I was dressed in the same outfit in my main profile pic but the floors were super slippery and I almost slipped in the restaurant like a goof. The dinner was great. I had the sweetbreads and they were so good. George had asked to meet me that night but after dinner I felt so wiped out I just stayed in and watched the Urijah Faber fight on TV instead and went to sleep. Sorry George.

I had sessions all the next day and afterwards went to dinner again with Robert to the Four Seasons and had this amazing braised rabbit dish with rabbit sausage and morel mushrooms. It was really awesome. More sessions all day the next day and then i had dinner with one of my favorite clients at the Blue Ribbon and we had a lot of fun together. My knee is still bruised from all of the ballbusting LOL.

I took him with me over to the Double Down to meet up with Cari, Gabrielle and Margaret and we had a blast. I want those pics. In fact, I have a lot of pics from the week if Cari ever sends them over to me. Gabrielle, Margaret and I went back to Robert’s and went to sleep and the next morning I got booked a last minute session. I barely had time to eat before I was out the door again, and afterwards I had to run back to meet my snake-eyed pal Frank who needed to install some photoshop on my laptop and some other stuff. It was an ordeal since apparently I have a virus that won’t let it install. Thank you, MySpace for littering my shit with your viruses. Protect the world from my tempera paint bloody horror, but infect my laptop with bullshit.

Anyway, I was almost late for my plane so Frank helped me with my luggage and I was off. Except for the fact that when i got there it was delayed…so I finally made it home several hrs later. Now I’m back and working my ass off as always. I’ll do another youtube blog once I have a minute to breathe. I had roofers here all day and they’ll be back tomorrow. So much shit to catch up on and do…jesus.

PS- I tried all week in vain (vein??LOL) to have a set of fangs made by Sabretooth but they couldn’t make it happen. I almost felt like I was bothering them trying to get them to come do them. I give up. I need a new set of custom fangs. Any references would be appreciated.

I thought I had posted this yesterday but it got eaten by cyberspace somehow. Hmm. For the last 3 days I have been blocked from entering my MySpace account so if you are trying to reach me there, I can’t get in. I had to send them a salute to prove I was me for them to agree to send me a new password because I think I got phished. So, hopefully soon that will be take care of! Enjoy my latest video blog.

From my forthcoming update! The Rubber Butcher! Here is a sample for your previewing pleasure…

I had a great time last night at the Duran Duran concert at the Masonic Temple in Detroit. I had really good seats, in the 10th row and as always I had a blast. The masonic Temple is a weird place as is pretty much all of Detroit. It had all of this old lustre. Marble walls and tiles, yet somehow looked haunted and ghastly. Detroit looks like it got hit by a bomb or something. Strange town.

Anyway I had a blast shooting with Joe the other day and here are more samples. I’ll have the updates coming all month.