Hahaha…it really is. I once called out that very same thing to my friends at the table in the middle of a crowded restaurant after one of my particularly grueling yoga classes. Innocently, of course, but I’m not so sure people knew I was sore from yoga! A little embarrassing but i for some reason lost my inner voice. I just finished a routine of 2 hrs of pilates and an hr. of bun and thigh exercises on the balance ball. Yikes! Feel that burn! Now I am lying in bed, sexily dressed and made up, taking phone and webcam sessions on niteflirt .

I decided to quit live journal today and made all but 2 of my 877 entries there private (for my memories) because I didn’t see the point of keeping it when I blog here now! I also deleted all of my yahoo groups because they are pointless spam magnets and I stopped using them ages ago. It just makes me more awesomely exclusive, don’t you think? This should be where you all belong if you need to be in the know…

I have another shoot with Joe Cardenas on the 10th and another video to upload soon from the last shoot we did. Latex anyone?

Here are some questions that have been sent to me by people and I will take the time to answer them. If you have any questions you may leave them here as a reply.

What is your ethnic background?
I get this question a lot even though I have answered it repeatedly. I was born in Southern California. My parents were both born in Mexico but my grandparents on my mother’s side came from Spain in the 1930s during the revolution. My grandmother was Spanish and my grandfather was French. My parents came to the USA in the 1960s.

I read somewhere that you are a transsexual. Is this true?
Of course not. While I have worked with many gorgeous and wonderful transgendered models such as the sublime Meghan Chavalier, I myself am NOT a TS. I was born as female as the glamour I exude. Some of my biggest fans are in the TS and TG community because they understand, appreciate and adore glamour. Only someone who doesn’t would doubt the authenticity of a true femme fatale. Or someone jealous!

Don’t you think your hands would look more proportionate with short nails? Why do you wear them so long? I think they look tacky.
I have had shorter nails and I HATE the way my fingers look without my trademark claws. They add a feral quality to me that you either love or you don’t and if you don’t I don’t really care because I’m not changing them for you.

You look so tall in your photos! How tall are you?
I’m actually quite petite at 5’3” but I look tall because I have good proportions and long legs.

You have such a dark and wicked image. Are you a Satanist?
For me to be a Satanist would mean surrendering to set of beliefs dictated by someone else and I don’t follow religions of any kind. I prefer to be my own Goddess and I don’t seem to lack any worshippers in my temple!

Are you available for live sessions?
Are you living on Saturn? I’ve been available for sessions since 1993. Booking info is on my booking page!

More questions? Comments? Leave them here!

My divorce from Tim Polecat is official as of today. Ahhhhhh…how nice it feel to be free at last. I have been separated from my ex since 2005 but for various annoying reasons I won’t get into, the actual divorce has dragged on and on and on so today I went to court and was granted a default divorce. I’m free, boys.

What a great year. I’m the proud owner of a beautiful estate home that I bought with my own hard-earned cash, my dungeon is coming along fabulously, I’m no longer bound by law to anyone, I started a new company and I have two wonderful slaves serving me. That’s not enough, I need to do something even bigger this year!

I heard that it’s supposed to snow tomorrow. The last cold spell before it’s officially spring time. I’m itching to get my swimming pool up and running!

I have some more shoots coming up. There should be another update by tomorrow as well.

I was talking to my slave girl Jenah this morning and as were were having a cheerful banter it occurred to me that I now have a new pet name for her.Velma. Yes, Velma like the intelligently indispensible yes girl from Scooby Doo. I think the name is perfect as she is smart, obedient, and efficient. I want to have her in a pleated skirt, sweater or blouse and knee socks from now on as well as glasses and I want to dye her hair that cartoon reddish color too. Awwwww…..she’ll be so cute! 

I haven’t had a 9-5 job in years so everyday tends to blend and fade into the next. However, Sundays have a tendency to be so boring that I always know when it’s a Sunday. Things close early, other businesses aren’t open at all (like my nail salon) and there is never anything good to watch on TV during the day. I spent my Sunday working but then I was bored so i decided to do yoga since my yoga instructor canceled yet again. He must have been hungover or the rest of the class was. I used a Denise Austin DVD to do my yoga routine with and I am happy to say it was a great workout. In fact, it might even be better at fat burning than the Tuesday night class he teaches. Hmm, I think Denise choked him out on this one.

I’ve been practicing Ashtanga Yoga for over a year now and I really love it, but I can never seen to get the head stand. I hate being inverted with any pressure on my neck and each time I have tried I feel like my neck is going to snap! Years ago when I was dancing at the Fun House I did a flip on the pole and slid down and then I got my head caught between the tip rail and the stage. It was scary and embarassing. I had to have two of the club customer help me out and I kept thinking to myself,

“I’m going to die in a string bikini hanging upside down.”

I was laughing hysterically as I hung there out of both fear and nerves, but I survived to live another day.  I hope to one day be able to stand on my head though. LOL.

It seems to be an ongoing battle of the nylons-

Pantyhose or Stockings?

Is it sexier to have the nasty bits covered by filmy nylon or is that bit of thigh just above where the stocking ends what drives you mad?

I love stockings..I think you, my dear fans, know that by now but at the same time there is something nasty and hot about sexy tights and pantyhose. It’s tough. Kind of like asking me to choose between thigh high boots and opera pumps. They are both sexy for different reasons which is why I try to offer images in everything and in fact going to start my own line of leg fetish videos for my MP Underworld Prod. Don’t worry, I will make titles for both my stocking and pantyhose fans! I get a lot of fan mail from my appearances in Leg Show, Leg World and Leg Sex magazines and it seems to be split right down the middle! Of course then there are those of you who just want to kiss my pretty bare feet and don’t care about sheer coverings at all!

I want to hear from you! What do you prefer on your mistress?

I watch a lot of shows on Animal Planet while I am working late at night on my computer and one of my favorites is It’s Me Or The Dog!

She’s really quite good at understanding dogs and how they think and is quite stern and strict with their often insipid owners who allow them to run amok and behave poorly. I have to admit though, it’s the way she presents herself that has me really girl-crushed on her in the tight bun, leather riding boots, tightly cinched belts and bright red lipstick! She’s got it going on for sure. She’s intelligent, articulate, sexy and strict. Hmmm…kind of like me?

Who else watches this show?

What are some other sexy dommes on reality TV?

1. Know how to get me in and out of a corset in 60 seconds so I can change quickly for shoots or events. Complicated, laborious boots should not take you more than 5 min. to lace me into if you practice.

2. Understand that behaving badly will not get you playtime punishment, it will get you ignored. You will come out the loser. If you like spankings you’ll get corner time instead. If you like humiliation you’ll spend a few hours in the cage with no one to see you in there. Get the picture?

3. Be very handy and organized so that I never need to wonder where something is or how it will be fixed if broken.

4. Be thoughtful to my needs and likes. Learn what my favorite movies are- what I like to eat. How I decorate my house. What I tend to buy for myself to wear. Pay attention to the little details that make me unique!

5. Be honest and a person of integrity. Even though you are subservient to me life does sometimes get in the way. School, work, family- these things may prevent you from being able to come see me. Call if you are running late or need to cancel. There is no acceptable excuse for not calling or emailing me to tell me you can’t make it. No-shows without a call are inexcusable under any circumstance.

I recently acquired a new slave for personal service and she is wonderful. She is very submissive and in tune with what I seek in a slave. She got along well with my slave Bumblebee and yesterday they were both here simultaneously performing different tasks. He was doing some tiling in the dungeon bathroom and she was organizing all of my high heels and fetish clothing. There is still a lot more work to do and I’m happy to have them.

The last two weeks though have proven to be annoying because I have been approached by half a dozen so-called submissives interested in coming in to interview for the personal slave position and all but Jenah flaked. No call, no show. I don’t understand why people like that get off wasting the time of others. Are they just chicken shit pussies, afraid to come in? Do they get cold feet after bombarding me with email after email about how they want to serve so badly? I always make sure to schedule them when I am already doing something else so if they don’t show up my time isn’t wasted since I truly believe that some of these dickless assholes actually beat off to the idea that I might be sitting around twiddling my thumbs hoping they kept waiting. So sad they are too cowardly to turn their fantasies into realities.

The next time I see Bumblebee I’m going to put makeup on him and make him do his work like that because he said that before he met me in person he was afraid to come in because so many people are pretenders and he admitted a photo he saw of me had a lot of makeup on (that’s a bad thing??) and he was afraid I was too pretty to be a real female!! Now he’ll be punished by being force feminized with the makeup as he tiles the floor in a buttplug.

Apparently it was only after he met me that it dawned on him that I was the Mistress he had been fantasizing about for years in one of his magazines. LOL.

Tales From the Pit is a video series of highlights and interviews with popular figures in horror and metal. A couple of years ago they did an interview with me and had me introduce horror special effects god Tom Savini. Check it out!