http://www.clips4sale.com/store/23825

I have joined up with Eyerotique to produce some clips for clips4sale since so many of you put there have been asking me why I have no presence there of my own, just what others have and are cashing in on with no $$ to me. Well, the clips at the Eyerotique store are split with me so if you watch those know you are directly contributing to me. As it stands, that is the only clips4sale store that pays me revenue. I also plan to make my own store in the near future but for now go to Eyerotique!

Ebay is a little funny about direct links coming from adult sites so paste this address into your browser to find my auctions and add http:// before the url:

shop.ebay.com/merchant/divine-miss-p_W0QQ_nkwZQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_mdoZ

I am adding stuff over the next week or so (though I won’t be able to while in NYC Sept. 30th- Oct. 8th but when I get back I will). Enjoy!

Ike flooded my basement so I have less storage while the carpet gets removed and the waterproofers work down there. I don’t nee the clutter so I have decided to put up a multitude of items up on ebay. I have lots clothing up right now and am adding new items daily so watch everyday for new additions!

I can;t link directly to ebay from an adult site because of their rules, so to find my listings got to ebay.com and search under my seller ID divine-miss-p

Before anyone gets on my case about not making new Youtube clips or writing in here often, I have been very busy the last few months with all sorts of craziness. The latest being huricane Ike somehow managing to cause heavy rains all the way up here in MI, thus causing my dungeon to have a flood and a crack in the foundation that I am going to have looked at today and repaired asap. All of the carpet is soaked through and will have to come out so I am going to have to make a temp dungeon in one of the upstairs bedrooms until it gets repaired. I just hope there is no mold. It rained so hard and for so long, but thank god nothing but the carpet and paneling got ruined since I wanted to take those out anyway. All of my equipment is safe.

Needless to say, it is all very stressful. Anyone who wants to help out should call me for phone or cam sessions if you can’t come in to see me in person! That is how you can help contribute to my flood fund, LOL.

I am booked to be back in NYC Sept. 30th- Oct. 8th so New Yorkers who missed me over Labor Day, book to see me this trip! I have a load of new photos sets ready to go up soon. I hope you enjoy them.

I’m really excited to be back in NYC again tomorrow because as everyone knows, I never get sick of it there! I have a fun retro shoot in corsets and girdles and stockings on Thursday with Johnny Lala that’s going to be a lot of fun and I am trying to organize a shoot on Friday with my slave Tommy and have Leda take photos of me dominating him in my new latex. I got a really sexy blue latex military type catsuit from Australia with white details on the collar and epaulets and a white belt. It looks so hot! I also got a sexy red minidress from Westward Bound in the UK that has a high mock neck that laces down to past my cleavage and is trimmed in black.

Tomorrow I have lot of bookings and after that I am going to get some tattoo work done on my arm. I am very excited to be under the needle again after so many years and have my arm finished off. I am having Byron Velasquez do my work and he’s excellent! Some of you may be sad to know one of the things he is doing is a cover-up job on my zombie tattoo. Yes….it is going bye-bye. I have never been happy with it and frankly if one more person comes up to me asking if it’s Michael Jackson I am going to scream. So away it goes to be covered by some great Latina roses. The Mars Attacks/pinup girl one will also finally be shaded and filled in. I think he is going to do a great job. He free hands everything on the skin and goes from there.

A special welcome to all my new fans from the LNG long nail lover site. I think you’ll all agree that no one has more long nail material than me, since I wear them long as a lifestyle and not just for a shoot! I hope you all remain faithful to your long nailed goddess. I have so much here for you to worship my talons.

On a side note, I am having a latex vac bed made for my dungeon right now and am looking for the right latex sleep sack as well and more rubber hoods and gear. I get so many requests from rubberists for this equipment and it’s so much fun, so I am now going to invest in more rubber. Never fear, leatherists..i will always continue to use and acquire leather gear too!

I have a private latex couturier now making me my vac bed and some new upcoming outfits to blow your socks off. Shhhhh I won’t share! Expect some awesome new rubber wear from me in the next few months.

As the summer comes to a close, I will be sad to close my pool but I am going to get an outdoor heater, like the ones they have at bars so I can enjoy my deck through the chilly autumns. I have been spending so much time outdoors lately. Bike riding, swimming, taking walks. Come winter I will have to get back into my Kenny coccoon puffer coats and snow boots if I want to brave the outdoors! SEXY.

While I really appreciate you sending your money orders to join my wonderful site, unless you share your email address with me I can’t create a membership for you.

This means you, J.H. in Weiner, AR so if you are wondering why I haven’t emailed you your password, I have no way to contact you! Please email me. Thanks.

I am back in NYC August 27th- Sept. 3rd taking sessions at Arena Studios. Please email me asap if you would like to schedule. I am unavailable on Saturday and Sunday since I have plans for Labor Day weekend.

I hope you are enjoying my latest updates! I just bought some new latex items that I will be shooting in in NY for upcoming updates. Should be fun!

I woke up early this morning to prepare for my first session and also to check email and skim the pool. I was out there for about an hr. when I realized the pool vac wasn’t working so I called Steve who came by while i was in session apparently since it works fine now. That thing is so tempermental. I didn’t have time to swim in it before I had to go shower and get ready but my session was fun. My client woke me up at 6 am yesterday with a text message asking to book today which is a no-no (NEVER WAKE ME UP BEFORE 10AM) so I was very pissed off when he walked through the door. I think he got the message.

I went back online after my session and picked out a company to rent a dumpster from since I am having some major landscaping done this weekend, now that my pool headache is taken care of and it will be a mess without a skip. It’s going to look so much better once it’s all preened and pruned and trimmed up and the unwanted bushes are ripped out of the ground.

Eventually I want to have the lawn paved over with stones around the pool since having grass so close only adds more mess and bugs to it that I have to skim out. It will be a lot easier to walk on and it will look cleaner and more elegant. More resort-like. The deck needs to be redone as well. I’m not happy with it and I know there is a better design option down there. But that is another project.

I want to have the house painted as well in some gloomy haunted color and have the shutters taken off. I may have the ugly painted brick covered in stone. I haven’t decided but that would certainly look nicer.

My second session was 2 hrs. and it was a hoot. Having so much privacy here I can now have clients arrive in full fem clothing, which he did albeit dowdy as all hell. I made him strip down and put on something far sluttier so he could dance around the stripper pole for me after his makeover. Then after he proved what a slut he was I took him over to the sling. Funny stuff.

After my session I went for a long swim and then I worked out with weights and decided to cook myself a filet which was really good. I got inspired so I started on a pot of chicken stock which is still boiling right now so I can use it for some chicken veg soup. I had so many herbs in the Aeogarden so I made a bouquet garni for the stock from them and it smells sooooooo good in here right now.

Tomorrow I am making a steak and herb salad with the leftover filet from tonight and for dinner I am marinating tuna steaks in sesame ginger dressing so I can sear them off after I cover them with crushed sunflower seeds. I am going to serve them with a cauliflower wasabe mash and for dessert a berry cobbler. I’m making myself hungry. I will stop.

All that and she cooks too. LOL. I have a lot of energy to burn. I think i will do some pilates before I go to bed. Read more »

I knew when I bought this house it was going to need a lot of upkeep and maintenance since it is on 1.6 acres of land and is 3 times the size of the house I grew up in. I figured no problem, I have slaves and they will do everything to help. This has been the case until this week. My Bumbleebee has gone AWOL and hasn’t checked his mail or messages since Saturday night and Miss Velma hasn’t been very attentive since her car is still dead! Hopefully BB isn’t dead or in jail again.

You never know how much you need slaves until they’re not around. I do so hate to pick up after myself now that I’ve gotten so used to having “the help” do it for me. LOL. I went through and switched out a bunch of my light bulbs today to the energy saving swirly kind. I have a lot of lights..I need to buy more.

I still have to clean up my dungeon mess from Sunday since I have a 4 hr session tomorrow and since neither of the Wonder Twins have managed to get my pool chemistry right I finally just said fuck it and called Steve the punk rock pool guy and told him to sign me on for weekly pool maintenance so I never have to think about it again.

In his words I will,  “no longer have to worry about it, just swim you’re pretty ass off in it.”

Sounds fucking great to me. I do enjoy skimming it though, just for the exercise and thinking time. Tomorrow Steve is sending out his 19 year old pool lad to vacuum the pool and get it sparkling for me. Steve made me promise not to dress how I was dressed for his pool lad or I might give him a heart attack. Ah, flirty pool boys. 19 is far too young though….LOL. At least for me.

So Darin, if you’re reading this and your princessy ass can handle 77-80 degree water, you can finally swim in it tomorrow.

My landscaping needs serious attention so tomorrow that will be tended to since it’s getting out of control with all the rain lately. I really just need a landscaping slave so if you’re a pro landscaper that is fully-equipped and want to barter your services for mine, message me.

I’ve got sessions everyday this week which is a good thing. Got to stay busy. I haven’t shot for a while so it may be a good idea to schedule a shoot soon, it’s just been a crazy month.

Florida was very hot, humid, and sticky. It even rained which was ok since I do like the rain when it’s warm like that but I almost got soaked in it so the waiter made us go inside and shut down the outdoor patio. My shoots went well, the sessions went well and a lot of fun and beer was thrown into the mix as well. I got to eat grouper and got to see the Dali museum too. I got completely devoured by mosquitoes so the next time i go I plan to get bug repellant.

Florida must like me because I have been asked go back yet again July 8th to shoot more stuff for Leg World with Steven Andres. The leg magazines love me. Steven said on Sunday that the editor had seen me in The Governess, one of the corporal videos I did with Bart for Syren and had a special idea for me to do a spread as a governess for our next shoot and it sounds totally up my alley so I’m headed back up there to shoot that and some other video stuff for Paige Richards. Maybe I’ll get another cover. I did the last time he shot me in 2004. I really like working with the both of them and I’m glad to be able to so easily now. I don’t know why I waited so long to just go for it. It’s a pretty quick trip there, if only I didn’t have to connect in Atlanta.

I made some new friends there too. Slave DarkObedience introduced me to his friend Carrie who is close to my age and into a lot of things I like such as travel and adventure, and even though we didn’t get to shoot as i had hoped I got to meet Jed. I had a feeling there wouldn’t be enough time. People are almost as friendly there as they are in Atlanta and I still can’t believe that one bar had $2.50 Stella Artois! My hotel was in a good spot, close to just about everything so it was easy to get around.

Tomorrow I have 3 sessions so it’s going to be a busy day for me. No rest for the wicked I guess.