I woke up early this morning to prepare for my first session and also to check email and skim the pool. I was out there for about an hr. when I realized the pool vac wasn’t working so I called Steve who came by while i was in session apparently since it works fine now. That thing is so tempermental. I didn’t have time to swim in it before I had to go shower and get ready but my session was fun. My client woke me up at 6 am yesterday with a text message asking to book today which is a no-no (NEVER WAKE ME UP BEFORE 10AM) so I was very pissed off when he walked through the door. I think he got the message.

I went back online after my session and picked out a company to rent a dumpster from since I am having some major landscaping done this weekend, now that my pool headache is taken care of and it will be a mess without a skip. It’s going to look so much better once it’s all preened and pruned and trimmed up and the unwanted bushes are ripped out of the ground.

Eventually I want to have the lawn paved over with stones around the pool since having grass so close only adds more mess and bugs to it that I have to skim out. It will be a lot easier to walk on and it will look cleaner and more elegant. More resort-like. The deck needs to be redone as well. I’m not happy with it and I know there is a better design option down there. But that is another project.

I want to have the house painted as well in some gloomy haunted color and have the shutters taken off. I may have the ugly painted brick covered in stone. I haven’t decided but that would certainly look nicer.

My second session was 2 hrs. and it was a hoot. Having so much privacy here I can now have clients arrive in full fem clothing, which he did albeit dowdy as all hell. I made him strip down and put on something far sluttier so he could dance around the stripper pole for me after his makeover. Then after he proved what a slut he was I took him over to the sling. Funny stuff.

After my session I went for a long swim and then I worked out with weights and decided to cook myself a filet which was really good. I got inspired so I started on a pot of chicken stock which is still boiling right now so I can use it for some chicken veg soup. I had so many herbs in the Aeogarden so I made a bouquet garni for the stock from them and it smells sooooooo good in here right now.

Tomorrow I am making a steak and herb salad with the leftover filet from tonight and for dinner I am marinating tuna steaks in sesame ginger dressing so I can sear them off after I cover them with crushed sunflower seeds. I am going to serve them with a cauliflower wasabe mash and for dessert a berry cobbler. I’m making myself hungry. I will stop.

All that and she cooks too. LOL. I have a lot of energy to burn. I think i will do some pilates before I go to bed. Read more »

I knew when I bought this house it was going to need a lot of upkeep and maintenance since it is on 1.6 acres of land and is 3 times the size of the house I grew up in. I figured no problem, I have slaves and they will do everything to help. This has been the case until this week. My Bumbleebee has gone AWOL and hasn’t checked his mail or messages since Saturday night and Miss Velma hasn’t been very attentive since her car is still dead! Hopefully BB isn’t dead or in jail again.

You never know how much you need slaves until they’re not around. I do so hate to pick up after myself now that I’ve gotten so used to having “the help” do it for me. LOL. I went through and switched out a bunch of my light bulbs today to the energy saving swirly kind. I have a lot of lights..I need to buy more.

I still have to clean up my dungeon mess from Sunday since I have a 4 hr session tomorrow and since neither of the Wonder Twins have managed to get my pool chemistry right I finally just said fuck it and called Steve the punk rock pool guy and told him to sign me on for weekly pool maintenance so I never have to think about it again.

In his words I will,  “no longer have to worry about it, just swim you’re pretty ass off in it.”

Sounds fucking great to me. I do enjoy skimming it though, just for the exercise and thinking time. Tomorrow Steve is sending out his 19 year old pool lad to vacuum the pool and get it sparkling for me. Steve made me promise not to dress how I was dressed for his pool lad or I might give him a heart attack. Ah, flirty pool boys. 19 is far too young though….LOL. At least for me.

So Darin, if you’re reading this and your princessy ass can handle 77-80 degree water, you can finally swim in it tomorrow.

My landscaping needs serious attention so tomorrow that will be tended to since it’s getting out of control with all the rain lately. I really just need a landscaping slave so if you’re a pro landscaper that is fully-equipped and want to barter your services for mine, message me.

I’ve got sessions everyday this week which is a good thing. Got to stay busy. I haven’t shot for a while so it may be a good idea to schedule a shoot soon, it’s just been a crazy month.