I had such a super busy trip, it was insane. I got there pretty early on Friday 5/30 at 8am or so and headed to Robert’s from La Guardia. I got in and tried to have a nap, but didn’t get much of one so I tinkered around online for a while, went to Patricia Fields where I bought a killer hat with a dead raven on it and before I knew it it was time to meet Cari. I waited for her the Double Down but she was of course, as always..late so we had time for a couple drinks but no time to eat. We had to rush off and meet Igor at some bar Cindy Crawford’s husband owns near Central park so we could go to the show. The waitresses there were snobby cunts as is to be expected in that part of town so we didn’t stay. We just waited for him walk in and then we were off through the park. I have been in NYC a million times and even lived there, so the fact that I had never been to Central Park was funny to them. We took some amusing pics there for kicks and then went right in to the show. I was starving so I got a hot dog but I already had a beer in each hand (why wait in line twice?) so I had no choice but to put the hot dog in the only available space. My cleavage. Very classy and yes…we got photos. I only kept it there long enough to carry it over to the condiment stand and in seconds that thing was devoured.
The show was awesome and Igor, studly mc stud that he is somehow made it into the VIP section and was chatting up some waif. It was pretty funny. I don;t know how he does it.
After the show we went downtown back to the Double Down and had a few drinks and Igor walked down to Two Boots and got me two slices of the bayou beast which felt really nice after having no breakfast, lunch and not much of a dinner. About 1am though I was already tired having no sleep the night before so I went to bed.
The next day I met Robert for brunch at Yuca Bar and we ate outside because it was so nice. I had a couple of Bloody Marys because they make them hot and spicy there and the crabcakes benedict. Then I was off to Union Sq. to do a little shopping but it was just too crowded. I barely had time to make it back and change and hop on the subway to make it to the concert. I spaced off so I got off at 57th street and had to walk all the way up to 69th, but i still made it in plenty of time to grab a beer and get really close to the stage. I picked up on the fact that this girl by me was alone so I ended up hanging out with her through the DD show, and then kidnapped her and took her downtown to Ottos. She was in town from oakland just for the show and didn’t know much about NYC so I had to show her. We met up with my gorgeous friend Cheryl there and I saw old friends like Pete, Stephanie, Jodi…it was a fun time..but we wanted more. Cheryl had left her car at the Rodeo Bar so we went up there and I saw my old pal Chops who was as flattering to me as ever. His band was playing so we stayed for a few songs then we went to go meet the wonderful Mei Mei at the Double Down. We stayed there til closing and then went up to Robert’s for a few drinks. Myself and a group of hot women. LOL. Always the chick magnet.
I finally crawled into bed at 7am or so and I had a brutal hangover the next day. I slept in kind of late and Robert took me to Craft for dinner. I was dressed in the same outfit in my main profile pic but the floors were super slippery and I almost slipped in the restaurant like a goof. The dinner was great. I had the sweetbreads and they were so good. George had asked to meet me that night but after dinner I felt so wiped out I just stayed in and watched the Urijah Faber fight on TV instead and went to sleep. Sorry George.
I had sessions all the next day and afterwards went to dinner again with Robert to the Four Seasons and had this amazing braised rabbit dish with rabbit sausage and morel mushrooms. It was really awesome. More sessions all day the next day and then i had dinner with one of my favorite clients at the Blue Ribbon and we had a lot of fun together. My knee is still bruised from all of the ballbusting LOL.
I took him with me over to the Double Down to meet up with Cari, Gabrielle and Margaret and we had a blast. I want those pics. In fact, I have a lot of pics from the week if Cari ever sends them over to me. Gabrielle, Margaret and I went back to Robert’s and went to sleep and the next morning I got booked a last minute session. I barely had time to eat before I was out the door again, and afterwards I had to run back to meet my snake-eyed pal Frank who needed to install some photoshop on my laptop and some other stuff. It was an ordeal since apparently I have a virus that won’t let it install. Thank you, MySpace for littering my shit with your viruses. Protect the world from my tempera paint bloody horror, but infect my laptop with bullshit.
Anyway, I was almost late for my plane so Frank helped me with my luggage and I was off. Except for the fact that when i got there it was delayed…so I finally made it home several hrs later. Now I’m back and working my ass off as always. I’ll do another youtube blog once I have a minute to breathe. I had roofers here all day and they’ll be back tomorrow. So much shit to catch up on and do…jesus.
PS- I tried all week in vain (vein??LOL) to have a set of fangs made by Sabretooth but they couldn’t make it happen. I almost felt like I was bothering them trying to get them to come do them. I give up. I need a new set of custom fangs. Any references would be appreciated.
