I thought I had posted this yesterday but it got eaten by cyberspace somehow. Hmm. For the last 3 days I have been blocked from entering my MySpace account so if you are trying to reach me there, I can’t get in. I had to send them a salute to prove I was me for them to agree to send me a new password because I think I got phished. So, hopefully soon that will be take care of! Enjoy my latest video blog.

From my forthcoming update! The Rubber Butcher! Here is a sample for your previewing pleasure…

I had a great time last night at the Duran Duran concert at the Masonic Temple in Detroit. I had really good seats, in the 10th row and as always I had a blast. The masonic Temple is a weird place as is pretty much all of Detroit. It had all of this old lustre. Marble walls and tiles, yet somehow looked haunted and ghastly. Detroit looks like it got hit by a bomb or something. Strange town.

Anyway I had a blast shooting with Joe the other day and here are more samples. I’ll have the updates coming all month.

Tonight I am having a party for UFC 84, just a small get together with friends watching the fight on pay per view. It looks like an awesome fight card with BJ Penn (one of my faves), Lyoto Machida who is an amazing fighter and Keith Jardine who is a great fighter but also seems like he has similiar taste in music as I do which is odd, since so many of those fighters are into hip-hop or nu-metal. I always have fun on fight nights since MMA is the only sport I really enjoy watching.

It seems MySpace accepted my salute and believes I am me so hopefully soon I will be able to log back in there again. I’m sure I will have shitloads of mail in there by the time i do. All I can do now is wait.

I’ve got Bumblebee right now sweating profusely as he struggles to get some screws into the wall to put some curtains up for me. I don’t think he’s used to such hard wood. LOL. He’s been working outside on my garden as well here and there, buying and planting flowers, tomatoes, cilantro, chiles, lavender though my garden is already pretty lush. It seem the previous owners of my pleasure palace planted lilacs, lily of the valley, spearmint, roses and loads of other beautiful and fragrant  things.

The trees in my yards are so mature and large that they are almost twice the height of my home. They have been here for at least 50 years, I’m sure. Old and wondrous things they are and seeing them outside the window everyday is a sight to behold. I can see hummingbirds and dragonflies buzzing through the branches and Ophelia has fun barking at the rabbits, raccoons and possums that scurry through the yard to torment her. Yet Ballenger Rd. is just right there, it feels like I am miles away from civilization. With the wind I hear the timbre of the numerous wind chimes I have peppered the yard with to drown out the construction on Miller Rd.

I called today to have the water line turned on for the yard since this is such a huge property it’s a separate line from the house and has to be turned off and on according to the changing of the seasons. I have a pool maintenance company coming to set up my pool and jacuzzi next week for the summer and I can hardly wait! I’ll be swimming like a siren in no time.

I’m going to have Jen come over soon to start the haunted mansion damask airbrushing project on the walls, and Bumblebee is going to start working on putting up the shoe shelves for my dressing room.

I have the biggest hard-on for Anthony Bourdain and Gordon Ramsey and I can admit to it. I used to eat at Brasserie Les Halles on Park Ave. in NYC when I lived there between ‘98 and 2001 all the time. Once a week or so, I’d go there for lunch consisting of either steak au poivre or moules frites since it was down the street from the old Arena Blaze location. I had no idea who Anthony Bourdain was then (I only discovered his magnificence after I had moved). It pains me now to think I could have gone into that kitchen past all of his vato mostly Mexican staff and seduced him right there in his steaming kitchen. ::sigh::

His shows are amazing. His books even more so and not just the food-related ones. I absolutely love his novels Bone In the Throat and Gone Bamboo. He’s gritty and raw; honest and decadent. He is a sensualist in that he adores food and travel with fervor. The smells, the sights- the experiences. I can’t help but wish i was 15 years older so I might have bumped into him in NYC at CBGBs or some other such haunt since he has similiar taste in music. Now I can only hope to one day bump into him at some dive bar somewhere while picking Stooges songs on the jukebox and have a few shots at the bar while discussing his appreciation for Latino workers in America’s kitchens. So yeah, I’m gushing.

My love affair with Gordon Ramsey is a little different though the fact the he and AB are close friends does make it a little perverse. He’s about the bluntest motherfucker in the universe and doesn’t suffer fools. He ruthlessly vies to bring out the best in people through extreme discipline. I find that sort of thing refreshing, coming from Southern California the land of yes men and the two-faced where no one is what they say they are and everyone plays at being a friend. I wish more people were as honest as that in this universe.

Now before anyone starts messaging me thinking that trying to emulate these brash, foul-mouthed qualities is going to endear you to me, sorry…I don’t think it’s going to work. Mistresses can have fantasies too and while these two have a part in them, you don’t. Too bad, both of those bastards are married.

So they are doing construction on Miller Rd. all summer since “construction” is one of our seasons here. We have no spring or summer. It goes straight from Winter to Construction every year. Anyway, it always ends up interrupting our Comcast crappy cable service at least once and voila! Today the cable is out in the area. So how am I online? I had to go to the Mega Classic Diner to log on since they are a hot spot. They also have the best hot dogs so I’m stuffing my gob full of wieners right now as I type this. LOL.

I’ve been so busy over the last week and it’s going to get busier. The weeks are flying by. I’m going to be in NYC May 31st-June 4th and got my ticket last night. If you want to session with me get in touch asap because I’m going to be booked solid.

I had a great day of shooting yesterday with Joe Cardenas. I did some pantyhose pics by popular request and also donned a vintage mink stole and smoked some Mores. I also did stocking photos so don’t fret! It has been a while since I have added any horror sets so I did a mad butcher set in a latex half mask and apron with lots of body parts, a meat cleaver and gore and another set of me being fondled by giant demon hands. It was so sexy! I had my slave Velma acting as my PA during the shoot and she enjoyed rubbing blood all over my body with the demon hands. She also got to clean up afterwards. LOL.

Bumblebee stopped by during the shoot to water my plants but he was too afraid to come inside because in his own words, seeing me naked is something he “couldn’t handle”. LOL.

I have been so busy all week in the dungeon, on niteflirt, shooting, just with everything. It’s been crazy. But, it has to be done. I have a 3 hr session tomorrow and a short shoot then a phone session. I’m very tired. Goodnight.

It’s only 6pm and it’s been a long day. Watch my video diary! I have a lot to do tonight. I’ve been so busy on the phones all day and tonight will probably be more of the same. I have had to squeeze my workouts between that and editing my clips here for the diary. Maybe I’ll learn this editing thing yet!

I had a really fun session last night with a sissy slut. My stripper pole is getting so much use now, I’m glad to have bought it! Ok, back to work.

Ever wonder what kinds of emails I get? Here is a taste! Not everyone shows love for your goddess here, but then again, wouldn’t it be boring if everyone did?

Enjoy my first Royal Mail Sack clip.

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Long day.

Believe it or not, the applicant showed up and seems to be what I’m looking for so we’ll see how it goes. I had Velma clean the whole house today so she was here for several hours. I think she earned her slave bells. I’d like to have her nipples pierced eventually and hang little bells from them. I know it’s not what she had in mind when she asked me earlier if she could wear slave bells as a sign of ownership, but I think they would be so much nicer hanging from her gigantic boobs than from her ankle.

I had my manicurist paint my nails a lovely metallic red/gold color as you can see in the video clip. I think you’re all going to be spoiled now that I’ve discovered the fun of a video diary.

Don’t my talons look nice?

I can barely keep my eyes open so I’m off to sleep.